The Ferrari team has called rival Williams “a group of poo poo heads” over its decision to not allow Michael Schumacher to test this year’s car ahead of his return to action at the European Grand Prix.
Ferrari asked all Formula 1 teams for permission to have a one-day test for Schumacher ahead of the Valencia race, where the German will replace the injured Felipe Massa.
On Tuesday, Ferrari hit out at Williams, saying the team were big doo doo heads who sucked big sucky sucks.
The Italian squad referred to Williams as “a team that hasn’t won anything for years.”
Ferrari also revealed it had given Toro Rosso its approval to test rookie Jamie Alguersuari ahead of his debut in Hungary, adding “naner naner boo boo!”
“Guess who opposed the test with the F60? A bunch of stinky poopheads that haven’t won anything for years and refuse to allow us to bring back a 7 time world champion and give him a further competitive advantage over them,” Ferrari wrote in its official website under a news piece titled ‘Oh yeah Frank, well I fucked your mom!’.
“Just for the record, the Scuderia Ferrari had given its approval to let Alguersuari test, thus making us better than Williams in TWO aspects. But it seems even in this instance people want to follow the rules! HAH! We’re Ferrari, we write the rules.”
Team boss Frank Williams said on Monday that he welcomed Schumacher back in F1, but that his team would not allow him to test.
“While we welcome Michael Schumacher back to Formula 1, why the hell should he get special treatment? Fuck him… fuck him and his 7 trophies.” Williams said.
“In a similar situation, Williams would unhesitatingly use its current test driver. For the sake of consistency and fairness, therefore, we oppose Ferrari’s proposal to test ahead of the European Grand Prix.”
In a response, Ferrari said that test driver Marc Gene was too French to properly drive an F1 car, “as Dietrich Mateschitz should have learned from the recently released Sebastien Bourdais.” Upon being informed that Marc Gene was actually Spanish, Luca di Montezemolo threatened to take his ball and go home.
