Shoretel programmers are Yankees fans

Add comment March 27th, 2009 01:18pm steven

While poking around at a Shoretel phone this morning looking for a way other than the web interface to reboot it, a co-worker and I saw this spit out in the debugging information from a call.

Setting VoiceStats interval to 10 seconds
processCmdQ: EPTCMD_ATTACH_DEVICE
streamDevAttach: devId 0 streamId 0
HDSP: PVE Codec for VHD 80 encoder rate change to G.711 u-law 64 kbps no VAD
HDSP: endpt 80 mode change event op1:2 op2:0

addAttDev: store devId 0 to streamId 0 list
processCmdQ: EPTCMD_MODIFY_STREAM
streamModify: Derek (Max)Jeter = 50<– Go Yankees!!!

streamModify: streamId=0 mode=txrx jitterMin=0 jitterMax=50 jitterTarget=0

HDSP: PVE Codec for VHD 80 decoder rate change to G.711 u-law 64 kbps
HDSP: PVE Codec for VHD 80 new frame size: 20 ms

Not sure who is the bigger nerd… the programmer for putting it there, or us for finding it.

Adobe is the new Real

1 comment March 9th, 2009 11:54am steven

I remember the earlier days of the internet, when Real Player got a nasty reputation by trying to take over every aspect of your system.  People hated it, it was widely panned, and to this day some people (me) still avoid anything even remotely related to Real Media.

Well Adobe seems to be joining them in the “take over your computer” category.  The past few versions of Adobe Acrobat reader have been bloated and slow, and the only thing they seem to do efficiently is pop up boxes asking you if you want to update.  If you click the “Do not ask me again” box, it does the only logical thing an unruly update client can possibly do… and asks every single time you start the software.  YAY!

And now, I find another annoyance.  I’m working on a co-worker’s computer that she thinks is infected with AntiVirus 2009.  I don’t want to hook it to my network, so I put Malware Bytes and the latest update for it on a thumb drive, pop it in the USB port on her laptop, and….. Adobe Photo Downloader.  No asking, just the downloader.  I close it, hit My Computer, and…. my drive isn’t there.  So I unplug it, plug it in again, and once more… Adobe Photo Downloader shows up, and my thumb drive isn’t assigned a drive letter.  Eventually I found the system tray icon for Adobe Photo Downloader, killed it, and unplugged/plugged the thumb drive again.  Low and behold… there’s my drive letter.

I’m probably just too easily annoyed at things like this, but one of my pet peeves is software hijacking a computer and preventing “normal” operation.  And given Acrobat’s increasing bloat, I can only recommend using something else…. ANYTHING else.  I would suggest Foxit, but they have a lame payment/advertising systemthat I don’t agree with and won’t link to.  If you can get past that, or can live with what their free version has to offer, give it a shot.

How would I “fix” Detroit?

Add comment November 20th, 2008 03:42pm steven

Let me just start off by saying… no, I don’t have an MBA. I don’t even have a Bachelors degree. I’m not CEO or CFO material, either. But, unlike any of the CEOs of the Big 3… I’m actually a car guy. So, what would I do with Detroit? (more…)

It’s true… attack ads CAN sway votes

Add comment October 21st, 2008 04:42pm steven

This one has pretty well cemented the fact that I’ll be voting for Kay Hagan.

Waitcation

1 comment September 1st, 2008 07:54pm steven

waitcation (n) - A day off work spent waiting for a delivery or a technician to come perform service.

That describes my day.

Why do people pirate games?

Add comment September 1st, 2008 07:25am steven

The much anticipated (at least in my household) release of GTR Evolution has led me to write this up for any game publishers out there who are curious.  This has become a prime example of a horribly botched release.

First, the game was supposed to have been released back in June.  Then it was July.  Then the pre-releases started showing up for the reviewers.  Shortly after, the torrents started showing up for the pirates.  At this point, we the consumers have received ZERO information from Simbin on the release, and are left standing around clueless.

Amazon listed August 15th for a release date, as did EBWorld.  August 15th came, date got changed to August 26th.  August 26th came… Amazon says it’s released but won’t ship for 1-3 weeks… and EB says Sept 7th.

But alas, there it is on Steam!  That’s how I want to buy it… Steam… instant delivery in the morning without having to leave my house or wait on UPS!  Ahh the wonders of internet delivery.  So I pre-purchase and it adds it to my list of games as “Not yet released.”  The product page has this nifty countdown to show me when the game will be released.  The countdown ends at the stroke of midnight signalling the start of Sept 1st and the game……………. “Not yet released.”

So now it’s almost 7:21am here on the east coast… I’ve been up for over an hour now anxious to play my game… and I’ve got nothing.  I’m out $18, and neither Simbin nor Steam have posted anything about when I might actually get to play it.

So there you go, publishers… there’s one of the many reasons people choose to pirate your games instead of paying for them.  Remember, we are not merely cash cows for you to milk at will.  We like to be kept in the loop… informed of when things are going to happen.  I was looking forward to spending a nice day off from work today racing around the Nurburgring, but it looks like the only way that’s going to happen at this point is for me to grab a pirated release.

Headlights… not that fucking difficult

Add comment August 28th, 2008 08:29am steven

Every time we get the cool temperatures and high humidity that lead to pea soup fog, I find myself utterly amazed on my commute to work just how many people are too goddamn stupid to turn on their headlights in it.  It seems to me to be a fairly simple concept.  Not only is it the law, it helps other people see you.  That’s right… you don’t turn on your headlights to help you see… but to help you BE SEEN.

It’s not that hard, regardless of the car.  Some it’s a twist of a stalk on the steering column, some the knobs are on the dash, and some have a pull out handle.  Regardless of the style, it takes all of 1 second to do, and it helps make sure that people can see you from more than 30 ft away.

Restrictive anti-piracy measures only hurt legitimate customers

Add comment August 12th, 2008 02:55pm steven

I’ve said it for ages… for as long as I’ve worked in IT.  Overly restrective anti-piracy and licensing mechanisms do NOTHING to curb piracy and only serve to harm consumers.  It’s that simple.  And today, VMWare proved it.

In a fuck-up to rival the all time great fuck-ups in the world, VMWare ESX 3.5 update 2 just stopped working today.  There was some bug related to the date, and it quit.  I’m using it here at work in a lab environment, since they started offering free licenses a few weeks ago, so I got to see it first hand.  The VMs that were already up and running continued running.  VMs that were down, however, couldn’t be booted.  The licensing screen under configuration didn’t seem to balk at it, and showed no errors… but the Hypervisor itself just wouldn’t boot a VM.

Now, as I’ve said, I’m using a free version.  “You get what you pay for” they always say.  However, this affected customers that had paid money… BIG money… to VMWare.  If I had a contract worth hundreds of thousands of dollars with them, and all of a sudden my entire VM infrastructure just quit working… words could not even begin to describe how livid I would be.

And in the most ironic twist of fate, there was speculation that VMWare had released their ESX hypervisor for free to combat Microsoft’s Hyper-V and bring customers to the VMWare side, where they could later spend money adding features or support.  Today’s little incident may have done the exact opposite, driving potential and even existing customers away from themselves as people see what havok a licensing glitch can create.

So any of you publishers or authors out there, keep this in mind.  You may feel safe with your snuggly anti-piracy watchdog…. but what do you do when he turns around and bites your hand off?

On driving a Miata and coming to terms with mortality

1 comment July 21st, 2008 10:08am steven

Ever since I’ve started driving a Miata, I’ve realized a very important lesson.  Every single person on the road is actively trying to kill me.  I know it’s always said for motorcycle riders, but in this day and age when half the population drives gigantic SUVs and even “compact cars” have swelled past 3000lbs, it goes for anyone who drives anything smaller than an Accord, I think.

So what is it about my car that attracts stupidity?  Friday on the way home, I rounded a right hand corner in my own lane and found a SUV coming at me straddling the yellow…. and he had the audacity to honk at ME… as if I am somehow at fault for him not being able to drive his lumbering beast of a vehicle that he has to buy to reassure himself of his manhood.  This morning I had someone driving an SUV cross the double yellow in a curve forcing me to lock up the brakes and come to a complete stop in the road as he continued his line and speed and didn’t seem to even notice me at all despite the screech of tires, the honk of the horn, and the large cloud of tire smoke rising in my wake.  I guess his phone call was just too important.  And these incidents say nothing of the numerous times I’ve had people turn in front of me, pull out in front of me, or otherwise endanger both of us because they just don’t seem to see me.  Wonder Woman’s invisible plane has nothing on my invisible car!

So I’ve actually had to come to terms with the simple fact that there’s a high probabiliy I could die in that car.  It’s not enough to deter me, of course, as there are VERY few things in life that could actually convince me to drive around a behemoth SUV just so I could win as a battering ram in an accident.  I’ll stick to my fun little sports cars despite the threats of decapitation and death.  I just wish more Americans would actually drive something they’re capable of handling, or at VERY least pay some fucking attention to where they’re going.  Hang up the phone, watch the road, and try not to kill us lowly peons as you smugly look down upon us from your 15mpg La-Z-Boy on wheels.

Views & Teachings of a Chkltcow

Add comment July 19th, 2008 01:38pm paige

-Fuck is the greatest word ever thought up, because it can be used in any way.

-Turning your headlights on when you cant see 5 feet in front of you because of the rain isnt that difficult.

-Using a turning signal isnt that hard to do either, especially when your about to make a turn.

-Anyone going slow than you is an idiot, anyone going faster than you is a maniac.

-Not being racist isnt a lesson to learn, but common sense.

-This isnt from uncle but from meh: My friend signed up for the beta of World of Warcraft: Wrath of the Lich King. Now this wouldnt be so bad had he done it on World of Warcrafts official website, where they have the beta opt in application there. He goes to some other website advertised through a youtube vid and gets his account stolen! What lesson do i get from this? Dont be an ignorant dumbass and try to get ahead of everyone else.

-Most of the world is full of ignorant dumbass. “Bleating Sheep”

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